Hell world

Born on a mountain.
Raised in a cave.
Fuckin' n' truckin'.
Is all that I crave.

27 and suffering

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    sillyguyhotline:

    children should NOT be forced to wake up earlier than 6 am to get to school on time. what if they are working the night shift at freddy fazbear’s

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    captain-price-unofficially:

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    Stay winning.

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    cheddar-baby:

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    beardedmrbean:

    beardedmrbean:

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    sacha-fenestraz:

    stimpson:

    Would you rather $1 million or a disgusting old penny

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    huffylemon:

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    marioheritageposts:

    were–ralph:

    xiyouji:

    I can not stress how much I quote this irl.

    Ariana Heritage Post

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  8. b0tster:

    TOP TRANASGENDER LETS FUICKING GOOO

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    tatzelwurming:

    tatzelwurming:

    my shirt that says “not a danger to myself and others” getting me asked a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

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    some bitch is binding spirits on my post

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    charaah:

    ghostsgerard:

    ghostsgerard:

    will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake

    so when i made this i didn’t expect ANY notes so i feel like an asshole now for not explaining. so incase you check the notes, 86 in restaurant terms means “unavailable or out of stock” but has kinda morphed into “omit” or “leave out”. but none of us had worked in a restaurant before, also why would you not just say “no cherries” it’s the same amount of characters to type

    Man ordering food: I work in the restaurant business ;)

    Children working at restaurant: this guy must really like cherries. Got something in your eye there sir

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